Where do you store your mobile phones while on the move??
The answer would most probably be on ur shirt/jeans pocket??
That leaves us with two possibilities of storage on-the-go... either your shirt pocket or your jeans pocket.
Dressmakers had created shirts with pockets conventionally on the left side near to your pocket. Maybe they didnt have the foresightedness back then that people would store these radiation emitters so dangerously close to ur heart. So maybe its time that we have pockets on the right side, however inconvenient it may seem in the beginning, at least to lengthen the pacemaking activity of your heart.
Now the jeans pocket,-
I have felt how tights the pockets are in the denims, yet we manage to squeeze our mobile phones inside them, leaving them near your ****(u know where!!), thus making you eligible for Involuntary Birth Control (circumlocution again, for the sake of non-explicitness). But in case of your jeans, fashionistas have to come up with something ingenious to minimize the radiation exposure below the belt.
I also suspect a divine hand in the invention of mobile phones as a way of controlling the human population on earth. See how indispensable it has become in our day to day lives.
To make matters worse even for the non users, a slew of new Mobile operators are coming up(in the already crowded space) in every state (or circle, as they put it), subjecting our brains with even more radiation than at present from the towers. Maybe the govt should stop issuing fresh licenses and look into the health hazards.
These are just a few concerns about mobile phones, there are even more which havent been found out yet. By the time we will all have been screwed!!!
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